Thirteen year old Madison has problems: she is overweight, ignored by her movie star parents, and in love with her adopted brother. She is also dead. But not just dead. Madison is in Hell. This book takes us on Madison's journey through Hell, as she navigates the Hillocks of Discarded Nail Pairings and the River of Vomit, meeting everyone from Charles Darwin to Marilyn Monroe, with a colorful cast of characters to determine why she is really there, and whether she will be damned for eternity. In this book, Hell really does exist, as a place where your only career choice is telemarketer, the currency is Halloween candy, and the in-flight movie is always The English Patient, never The Breakfast Club. With witty, laugh-out-loud prose, and a twist like only Palahniuk can write, this dark comedic novel is sure to be ranked among his best.